Second Chance Cinema

118 - The Ice Harvest

(Original Airdate - July 4th, 2019)

The Ice Harvest is a 2005 American neo-noir black comedy film directed by Harold Ramis, written by Richard Russo and Robert Benton, based on the 2000 novel of the same name by Scott Phillips and starring John Cusack, Billy Bob Thornton, and Connie Nielsen, with Randy Quaid and Oliver Platt in supporting roles. It was distributed by Focus Features, and it was released on VHS and DVD on February 28, 2006, making it the last Focus Features film released on VHS format. The Ice Harvest grossed $10.2 million worldwide.

HAIKUs--
"As Wichita Falls
So Falls Connie Nielson as
Jessica Rabbit." -Spro

"Charlie and Vick stole money.
Randy Quaid is mobster boss.
Wichita strippers." -MC

117 - The Faculty

(Original Airdate - April 17th, 2019)

The Faculty is a 1998 American science fiction horror film directed by Robert Rodriguez and written by Kevin Williamson. It stars Jordana Brewster, Clea DuVall, Laura Harris, Josh Hartnett, Shawn Hatosy, Famke Janssen, Piper Laurie, Bebe Neuwirth, Robert Patrick, Usher Raymond, Jon Stewart, and Elijah Wood.

The film was theatrically released on December 25, 1998, by Miramax Films through Dimension Films. It grossed $63.2 million^[2] and has developed a cult following since its release, with some critics noting it as underrated in Rodriguez's catalog.^[3][4][5][6]

HAIKUs--
"Joshua Hartnett's
hair needs a comb and water.
He dates Ms. Bad Bangs." -Spro

"Teachers are monsters.
Drugs in ball point pen bodies
mightier than sword." -MC

116 - The Beach

(Original Airdate - February 21st, 2019)

The Beach is a 2000 adventure drama film directed by Danny Boyle, from a screenplay by John Hodge, based on the 1996 novel of the same name by Alex Garland. The film stars Leonardo DiCaprio, Tilda Swinton, Virginie Ledoyen, Guillaume Canet, and Robert Carlyle. It was filmed on the Thai island of Ko Phi Phi Le.

The film was a moderate box office success but received mixed-to-negative reviews from critics.

HAIKUs--
"The Beach is pristine.
Francoise takes pictures of stars.
Leo goes crazy." -Spro

"Richard was a dick.
He found a map to the beach.
Not a Baywatch film." -MC

115 - Four Brothers

(Original Airdate - February 21st, 2019)

Four Brothers is a 2005 American action film^[3] directed by John Singleton. The film stars Mark Wahlberg, Tyrese Gibson, André Benjamin and Garrett Hedlund as four adopted brothers who set out to avenge the murder of their adoptive mother. The film was shot in Detroit, Michigan and the Greater Toronto Area.^[4] It has been described as blaxploitation-influenced.^[5][6] Released on August 12, 2005, the film received mixed reviews from critics and grossed $92 million worldwide.

 

MUSICAL PARODY-- (To the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer.")
"Evelyn got shot up in a corner store
After giving a kid a hard time over a Tootsie
Now Four Brothers are here for revenge and more
Killing people all over the Motor City." -Spro 

LIMERICK
"There once lived Four handsome Brothers
Seeking vengeance for the death of their mother
They sought out the guy
who made them all cry.
Oh great... Terrance Howard is back for another." -MC

 

114 - Law Abiding Citizen

(Original Airdate - January 4th, 2019)

Law Abiding Citizen is a 2009 American vigilante action thriller film^[3][4][5] directed by F. Gary Gray, written by Kurt Wimmer, and starring Jamie Foxx and Gerard Butler (who also co-produced). The film takes place in Philadelphia, telling the story of a man driven to seek justice while targeting not only his family's killer but also those who have supported a corrupt criminal justice system, intending to assassinate anyone supporting the system. Law Abiding Citizen was filmed on location in Philadelphia, and released theatrically by Overture Films in North America on October 16, 2009.

The film grossed $127 million worldwide and received generally negative reviews from critics. Despite this, it was nominated for a Saturn Award as the Best Action/Adventure/Thriller Film of the year, as well as NAACP Image Award nominations for both Foxx (Outstanding Actor in a Motion Picture) and Gray (Outstanding Directing in a Motion Picture).

HAIKU--
"It's what you can prove!
Jamie Foxx teeth line up well.
He's Scottish sometimes." -Spro

LIMERICK--
"There once was a man named Clyde
He was sad because his whole family died
He had lots of fun
Then killed everyone
And we got to see his naked backside." -MC

113 - The Program

(Original Airdate - November 18th, 2018)

The Program is a 1993 American drama film starring James Caan, Halle Berry, Omar Epps, Craig Sheffer, Kristy Swanson, and Joey Lauren Adams. The film was directed by David S. Ward who has directed and written other Hollywood films such as the Major League series.

The film touches on the season of the fictional Division I FBS (then IA) college football team, the Eastern State University (ESU) Timberwolves as they deal with the pressure to make a bowl game, alcohol and anabolic steroid abuse, receipt of improper benefits, and overall college life. It follows the trials of Coach Sam Winters (Caan), the Heisman Trophy candidate Joe Kane (Sheffer), the freshman running back Darnell Jefferson (Epps), their love interests (Berry and Swanson), and other team members.

The film was released by Touchstone Pictures in September 1993. The film went on to gross over $20 million at the box office. The film was shot on location at several American universities, including: Boston College, Duke University, the University of Michigan, the University of Iowa, and the University of South Carolina. While the college that is the main setting of the film is fictional, the team's opponents are real programs. The film includes a cameo appearance from Michigan coaching legend Bo Schembechler.

HAIKUs--

"Joe Kane is good name
Latimor is gigantor.
Yaaaa, Kristy Swanson." -Spro

"Hut, hut! down, set, hike!
Quarterback. Kristy Swanson.
Both huge shoulder pads." -MC

112 - Virtuosity

(Original Airdate - November 4th, 2018)

Virtuosity is a 1995 American science fiction action film directed by Brett Leonard and starring Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe. Howard W. Koch Jr. served as an executive producer for the film. The film was released in the United States on August 4, 1995. Virtuosity had an estimated budget of $30 million and grossed $37 million worldwide.^[1]

HAIKUs--
"Sid 6.7
Real life video game boss
in Steve Harvey's suits." -MC

"Killed his family.
He conducts a Scream Chorus.
And Kaley Cuoco." -Spro

111 - The Hunchback of Notre Dame

(Original Airdate - November 4th, 2018)

The Hunchback of Notre Dame is a 1996 American animated musical drama film produced by Walt Disney Feature Animation and released by Walt Disney Pictures. The 34th Disney animated feature film and the seventh produced during the Disney Renaissance, it is loosely based on the 1831 novel of the same name by Victor Hugo. The film was directed by Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise and produced by Don Hahn, from a screenplay written by Tab Murphy, Irene Mecchi, Jonathan Roberts, and the writing team of Bob Tzudiker and Noni White. Featuring the voices of Tom Hulce, Demi Moore, Tony Jay, and Kevin Kline, the film follows Quasimodo, the deformed and confined bell-ringer of Notre Dame, and his yearning to explore the outside world and be accepted by society, against the wishes of his cruel, puritanical foster father Claude Frollo, who also wants to exterminate Paris' Romani population.

The film is considered to be one of Disney's darkest animated films due to its mature subject matter such as infanticide, lust, damnation, antiziganism, genocide, and sin, despite the changes made from the original source material in order to ensure a G rating from the MPAA. The musical score was written by Alan Menken, with songs written by Menken and lyricist Stephen Schwartz, who had previously collaborated on Pocahontas (1995). The pair later also collaborated on 2007's Enchanted.

The Hunchback of Notre Dame premiered at the Louisiana Superdome on June 19, 1996, and was released in the United States on June 21, to generally positive reviews. It was a commercial success, grossing over $325 million worldwide and becoming the fifth highest-grossing film of 1996. The film received Academy Award and Golden Globe Award nominations for its musical score. A stage adaptation of the film was produced by Walt Disney Theatrical in 1999. A direct-to-video sequel, The Hunchback of Notre Dame II, was released in 2002.

HAIKUs--
"Quasimodo sad.
The bellringer of Paris,
Is he King of Fools?" -Spro

"Hey, Quasimodo!
Who's that sarcastic gargoyle?
It's George Constanza." -MC

110 - Gremlin’s 2

(Original Airdate - August 11th, 2018)

Gremlins 2: The New Batch is a 1990 American black comedy horror film, and the sequel to the 1984 film Gremlins. It was directed by Joe Dante and written by Charles S. Haas, with creature designs by Rick Baker. Zach Galligan, Phoebe Cates, Dick Miller, Jackie Joseph, and Keye Luke reprise their roles from the first film; Belinda Balaski also returns, this time playing a different character. New cast members include John Glover, Robert Prosky, Haviland Morris, Robert Picardo, and Christopher Lee; additionally, the film features Tony Randall providing the voice for one of the gremlins. The story continues the adventures of the creature Gizmo (once again voiced by Howie Mandel), who spawns numerous small monsters when wet. In the first film, Gizmo's offspring rampaged through a small fictional town. In Gremlins 2: The New Batch, Gizmo multiplies within a skyscraper in New York City after his owner dies. The new creatures thus pose a serious threat to the city should they be able to leave the building, and the story revolves around the human characters' efforts to prevent this disaster.

Like the first film, Gremlins 2: The New Batch is a live-action horror comedy film; however, Dante put effort into taking the sequel in new anarchistic directions. Dante created the film to act almost as a parody of the original Gremlins,^[3] and it is meant to be more cartoon-like and less dark than the original. Its violence leans more towards slapstick, so the film received a PG-13 rating by the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA). There are also a number of parodies of other films and stories, including the Rambo films, The Wizard of Oz, Marathon Man and The Phantom of the Opera. When released into theaters on June 15, 1990 Gremlins 2: The New Batch was a box office disappointment, grossing only $41.5 million on a budget of $30–50 million. Despite its mixed critical reception when it first released, it has since developed a cult following.

 

HAIKU--
"Do not get them wet.
No eating after midnight.
They're just like children." - MC

109 - The Big Hit

(Original Airdate: August 11th, 2018)

The Big Hit is a 1998 American action comedy film directed by Hong Kong filmmaker Che-Kirk Wong, and stars Mark Wahlberg, Lou Diamond Phillips, Christina Applegate, Bokeem Woodbine, Antonio Sabàto Jr., China Chow, Avery Brooks, Lainie Kazan, Elliott Gould, Sab Shimono and Lela Rochon.

The film was shot in Hamilton and Pickering, Ontario, Canada.^[2]

HAIKU--
"Trace Buster Buster
Trace Buster Buster Buster
Trace Buster Buster." -MC